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100 Worst Ways to Show Mom You Care
Have Test Candidates Submit Lousy Ways to Demonstrate Affection for Their
Mothers to Win a Digital Camcorder
Ah, the stupid things we do (or don’t do) for our mothers.
One of these days, maybe we’ll get it right. Our mothers brought
us into this world, care for us, and we buy them cheap perfume for a
birthday present in return.
In honor of finally doing right by Mom, here’s our list of some
really idiotic things we’ve done to show we care in the past:
100. Dislocating her shoulder during an especially exuberant hug
99. Burping her favorite song
98. Saying “Thanks!” after she says, “I love you”
97. Volunteering to start the dishwasher after she loads it
96. Saying, “How ‘bout next time?” after every time
she asks you a favor
95. Shushing her during an “important” TV commercial
94. Replacing all of her programmed radio stations on the family car
with your favorites
And the Weekly Worst Way to Love Mom is …
93. Accidentally knocking her toothbrush into the wastebasket and recovering
it without mentioning it to her
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Send the following to marketing@certiport.com:
 Your
Name
Name
of Local Testing Center
Phone
Number
Shipping Address
Worst Way to Love Mom idea
A
Digital Photo of yourself + Mom (to display on Certport.com)
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Those whose ideas are selected will win a digital
camcorder and will have their worst way to love Mom featured on the “Weekly
Worst” section above. Winners for the “Weekly Worst” will
be selected weekly.
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